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whereareyouravengers:

agatharights:

hatepig:

agatharights:

crewdlydrawn:

paraxdisepink:

littlewingtodd:

… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…

Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.

BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.

Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…

I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels. 

Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.  

I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.

when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”

I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.

Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.

And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.

Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.

Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.

HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING

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musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

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thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

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bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

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badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots

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tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

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poly-morph:

o-efialtis-tis-persefonis:

“lyriumpomegranates replied to…”

also i remember once how our religion teacher in school explain that our word Dios (God) comes from Dios - Deus - Theus - Zeus (I was 12 and barely remember so don’t take this literally)

Yes, that’s actually true. It goes like this:

Nominative: Zeus

Genitive: Dios

No fucking idea how “Dios” derives from “Zeus”. Ancient Greeks were on crack, I swear. Also, “God” is “Theos” in Greek, and there’s that verb, “theoro” (Where “theory” comes from) which literally means something along the lines of “The gods watch over us”

My favourite french & english word derivating from “theos” is “enthusiasm”. It litterally means “interior god” so when you’re feeling enthusiastic it’s because you have a motherfucking god inside your guts and that shit is beautiful.

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

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anybody think the manager would have reacted this way to RDJ? ‘Cause I’m going with a no.

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tamorapierce:

queenofdaffodils:

So, another Youmacon has come and gone.  My original plan was to cosplay as Sansa along with my friend who went as Sandor, but because of major malfunctions in fabric orders and such, along with the fact that most of my homework was sewing, so all the time I wanted to use for sewing my cosplay was used to work on my actual homework.

Anyways, I decided to go as Beka Cooper, from Tamora Pierce’s Provost Dogs series.  I based my costume somewhat off of the cover photos of the series, but I was mostly inspired by minuiko's drawings of Beka.

Sadly, only one person recognized me, and it was after I mentioned that I was a TP character, but I made my friends walk ahead of me and yell ‘Puppy, fetch!’ and then I would go and chase them down. We also ran from Cobo Hall to the Renaissance Center, and the whole time I kept yelling “Provost Guard! Get out of the way!” and that was all fun.

I hope to make this a better cosplay, and add Kel and Daine possibly to my growing list of TP characters~

EDIT: Also, forgot to add that my friend abananaduck took the pics <3

Oh nice. Very nice. I love it! 

yourladyfriend:

thebestsoylatteyoueverhadandme:

shfifty-five-en-half:

The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly

Brb, crying

andre bby );

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cosplaytutorial:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

Taking closet cosplay to a new level :P

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cassonademangetesgoldengrahams:

pandamani:

This. This headcanon matches my own so well aksnfdklnsafd *.*.

I want to draw Thorin finding out what Bilbo hair look like unbraided now…

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